Quiz I saw in my friend's journal entry. Personally I don't like journals, but I love anything South Park.

Stan:
[ ] You're the normal kid
[ ] You have an older sister
[ ] You often puke
[x] You have a poofball hat
[ ] One of your parents is a geologist
[x] Your dad can be really stupid/stubborn
[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] You have a lot of talents
Count: 3

Kyle:
[ ] You're Jewish
[x] You own an ushanka
[ ] You have an adopted sibling
[x] You easily get mad
[x] Your hair is curly (wavy so... part curly xD; )
[ ] You're diabetic
[x] Green and Orange are one of your favorite colors
[ ] One of your parents is a lawyer
Count: 4  

Cartman:
[x] You're fat/big-boned
[x] You get made fun of because of your body weight
[ ] People make fat jokes about you
[x] You eat a lot of junk food
[ ] You love acting/dressing like Hitler
[ ] You think Ginger Kids have no souls
[ ] You've once made over 10,000 dollars
[ ] You have a single mother for a reason
Count: 3

Kenny:
[ ] You hide your face
[ ] You're quiet
[ ] You love boobies
[ ] You're such a pervert with a dirty mind
[ ] You have cheesed before
[ ] You're poor
[x] Your parents fight all the time (They used to...)
[ ] You beg for money
Count: 1

Butters:
[x] You often get called "gay" (They mistake me for being straight *rofl*)
[ ] You get grounded all the time (Nope, I'm not grounding myself XDD)
[ ] You don't have a lot of hair
[x] You've seen your parents naked before
[ ] You have a fatass friend
[ ] You're not that popular at school (I don't know if I am but I don't think so)
[ ] You dance
[ ] You've fallen in love with the opposite sex
Count: 2

Craig:
[ ] You flip people off
[ ] You're one of the cool kids at school (At least I'm called that... oÔ )
[x] You've gotten ripped off before
[ ] You think you're cool
[ ] Most of the time you're not happy
[x] You don't participate in anything you think sucks
[ ] If you did something you have never done before, you would be sooo happy
[ ] Your last name starts with a T
[ ] You like things nice and boring
Count: 2

Clyde:
[ ] You're attractive
[ ] You love tacos
[ ] Girls/Guys love you
[x] You love parties
[ ] Your friends are mean to other people
[x] Your hair is messy at sometimes
[ ] You often wear red and/or blue
[ ] You look at Playboy Magazines
Counts: 2

Token:
[ ] You're African American
[ ] You're rich
[ ] Anything racist gets you mad
[x] You're a nice guy/girl
[ ] You wear purple and yellow (purple but not yellow)
[ ] You know/knew someone with the last name "Black" (If "Schwarz" (german for black) counts, yes)
[ ] You live in a big house
[x] You've kicked a fat kid before
Count: 2

Wendy:
[ ] You're a Straight A Student
[ ] You're a feminist
[x] You have a cute boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You fall in love with other boys/girls
[ ] You get called a "hoe"
[x] You get mad easily at things against you
[ ] School is fun to you
[x] You're a bitch
Count: 4

Bebe:
[ ] Your hair is blonde (dark blonde)
[x] You love boys/girls with hot asses
[x] Your boyfriend/girlfriend is the eye candy
[ ] You are/were a head/regular cheerleader
[ ] You like playing Truth or Dare
[x] You love girl talk
[ ] You think your boobs are too big for your age
[ ] You're part of a Secret Committee
Count: 3

Red:
[ ] You have straight red hair
[x] You wear violet
[x] You can be a total bitch at some times
[x] You love talking on the phone
[ ] You get called by your nickname
[ ] When your parents are gone, you invite people over
[x] You have fallen in love with the eye candy
[x] You talk only to your friends
Count: 5

Tweek:
[ ] You get frightened easily
[x] You drink coffee
[ ] You tend to twitch
[ ] You see things that other people do not
[x] Your hair is usually messy
[x] Your parents aren't helpful
[ ] Your clothes are messy/ placed incorrectly without your notice
[ ] You stutter
Count: 3

Randy Marsh:
[x] You've been drunk before
[ ] You are often stupid
[ ] You want to become a geologist one day
[ ] You fight with baseball fathers/mothers
[ ] You have gotten arrested for a stupid reason
[ ] You play childish games
[x] You've once did something gay in your life (once...?)
[ ] You love beer
Count: 2


That's pathetic.... I'm the one character on the show who shows up ONCE every season.... -.-